#Armageddon: It started with a picture of the President with his dog. Things escalated from there.
The Rise of President Threkids: The meteoric rise of the greatest president this country has ever known, who is most definitely not three children in a trench coat.
The Prank Wars: War is no longer waged with guns and bombs, but with whoopee cushions and rude drawings on national monuments. Truly, these are dark days.
Embrace of the Sun: An ancient vampire, tired of his long, lonely existence, prepares to commit suicide by sunlight.