Month: October 2015

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#Armageddon: It started with a picture of the President with his dog. Things escalated from there.

The Rise of President Threkids: The meteoric rise of the greatest president this country has ever known, who is most definitely not three children in a trench coat.

The Prank Wars: War is no longer waged with guns and bombs, but with whoopee cushions and rude drawings on national monuments. Truly, these are dark days.

Embrace of the Sun: An ancient vampire, tired of his long, lonely existence, prepares to commit suicide by sunlight.

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